Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
if this isn’t the best post i don’t
So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.
Witch King: No living man can kill me!
several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*
Dir. ANTONIA BIRD; Wri.
TED GRIFFIN; Music. MICHAEL NYMAN & DAMON ALBARN; Starring. GUY PEARCE,
ROBERT CARLYLE, DAVID ARQUETTE, JEREMY DAVIES, JEFFREY JONES, JOHN SPENCER,
STEPHEN SPINELLA, NEAL McDONOUGH, JOSEPH RUNNINGFOX, SHEILA TOUSEY; R.T. 100
mins; 1999, United Kingdom/USA/Czech Republic/Slovakia
WHAT IT’S ABOUT:
Captain John Boyd (Pearce), a “hero” of the Mexican-American War, is
transferred to the remote military outpost of Fort Spencer, deep in the Sierra
Nevada mountains, to cover up his cowardice during a decisive victory. His peaceful isolation is shattered by the
arrival of Colqhoun (Carlyle), a half-starved escapee from an ill-fated
wagon-train, which prompts the garrison to head out into the frozen wilderness
to rescue the remaining survivors. What
they find is a nightmare …
WHY IT’S LOST:Ocean’s 11 screenwriter Ted
Griffin’s jet black comic horror, inspired by the real life cannibalism of the
Donner Party Massacre, had such a troubled production history it’s a miracle it
made it to the screen at all – three weeks into the shoot, original director
Milcho Manchevski, whose relationship with executives at production company Fox
2000 was already badly strained, was booted from the project; the producers
then brought in Raja Gosnell, who was roundly rejected by the cast, leading to
his own replacement by Antonia Bird, the recommendation of Robert Carlyle,
who’d previously worked with her on British crime thriller Face. The shoot continued to
hit speed-bumps with Bird also getting rubbed up the wrong way by the
producers, and when the film was finally released it was met with mixed reviews
by critics who clearly didn’t know what to make of it, badly underperforming at
the box office (ultimately making just two million against a $12 million
budget) and vanishing into relative obscurity.
WHY YOU SHOULD DISCOVER
IT: Even so, the film has built up a healthy cult
following in the years since, and rightly so – this is an absolute gem of the
genre, probably my favourite ever “cannibal horror”, and an absolute
masterpiece of dark comedy. Despite
Bird’s troubled shoot, she shows the same kind of flair for complex character
dynamics and oppressive, confrontational atmospherics I enjoyed in Face, ably supported by a
comprehensively exceptional cast of truly MAJOR talent. Guy Pearce again proves why he’s one of the
most dramatically compelling leading men working in cinema today, investing the
potentially loathsome character of Boyd – a self-serving coward who routinely
runs away from confrontation – with a wounded dignity and steadfast moral code that
wins us over, while Robert Carlyle is a SPECTACULAR villain, seductively
charming and gleefully casual about his predatory nature, frequently terrifying
but never becoming overblown or hammy; their light-versus-dark dynamic lends
the film a robust driving force, but they never eclipse the sterling supporting
cast, the likes of Tim Burton regular Jeffrey Jones, Scream star David Arquette, Saving
Private Ryan’s Jeremy Davies’ and Hollywood heavyweight John Spencer all
making their significant presences felt.
This is an endlessly engaging film, the weighty themes of manifest
destiny and moral right-and-wrong versus real-life necessity given due
contemplation while the well-rounded, endlessly fascinating characters
negotiate the meaty, twisted plot, and while the action is suitably intense,
dripping in wire-taut atmospheric tension and plentiful literal gore, it still
tends to be played for some major belly-laughs and is all the better for
it. Add a delightfully odd score from
Michael Nyman and Blur’s Damon Albarn to the rich, flavoursome mix and this is
a unique, rewarding and deeply satisfying film that deserves some major
recognition.